50 Things to do Today because the Yankees are Cowards and Postponed their First Loss to Friday

Go for a long walk

Laundry

Actually do your job

Call your grandparents/parents

Find Waldo

Learn a magic trick

Sift for gold

The mannequin challenge

Try to learn how magnets work

Release your inhibitions

Feel the rain on your skin

Drink the recommended amount of water for your body mass

Look in the mirror and tell yourself that you're good enough, fully knowing you're lying

Become and Ordained Minister

Learn the skill you said you were going to over quarantine

Text your ex

Do the HR training you have been pushing off

Watch the Hangover trilogy in reverse order

Go to your local dive bar and ask the oldest patron what The War was like

Search for the Fountain of Youth

Fall down a Wikipedia rabbit hole

See Morbius

Try to eat a 4 for 4 in under 1 minute

The dishes

Start a garden

Bake a pie

Clean the dirt from under your fingernails

Put it all on Red

Re-watch Game of Thrones and live tweet the whole thing

Buy a standing desk

Read that book you thought you might have actually from your sophomore year summer reading

Volunteer at your local soup kitchen

Become Google Ad Words certified

See how long you can plank for

Go to a park and pet a bunch of dogs

Call Xfinity just to get into an argument

Watch soldiers coming home to their dogs and comment "This bruh"

Try to understand what the fuck was happening in the movie Tenet

Commit a misdemeanor crime

Put those glasses that have been sitting next to your bed in the dishwasher

Read about the Great Emu War of 1832

DM that twitter girl with between 1,500 and 4,000 followers that is kind of hot, and in your eyes attainable

Watch Dane Cook's comedy special Vicious Circle

Put different objects in the microwave

Memorize each of the 50 states' capitols

Practice your signature just in case you ever get famous

Change your middle name

Drink

Start a stupid fucking Red Sox Blog