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Guest Blog - Patriots Roster Breakdown

Updated: Jul 17, 2022

Today's Guest Blog comes to us from Matty J. He is a credentialed* Patriots Beat Reporter so he is actually qualified to speak on the topic.

*He once got on the field by claiming to be David Andrews' cousin, and security let him do it simply because he was wearing his jersey. That's credentialed in my book.


Pretty standard here. Hoyer will be “Cut” then brought back after the initial roster is set to avoid a younger player being subject to waivers.

  1. Mac Jones - Obvious

  2. Brian Hoyer - The classic cut then brought back after a player is placed on IR

  3. Bailey Zappe- Will be interesting to see

  4. Will probably add another arm for camp

Running Backs

The running back battle will be interesting to watch during camp. The two major factors will come down to the health of James White and the preseason of Kevin Harris. If these two look like they can contribute I'd keep an eye on Damion Harris being on the trading block.

  1. Damien Harris

  2. Rhamondre Stevenson

  3. Pierre Strong

  4. James White

  5. Kevin Harris

  6. JJ Taylor

Wide Receivers

No Real stars here but solid depth. KB should get some solid match ups with parker and Agholor on the outsides.

  1. Kendrick Bourne

  2. Jakobi Meyers

  3. DeVante Parker

  4. Nelson Agholor

  5. Tyquan Thornton - This skinny fuck better do something or BB shouldnt be allowed to draft a WR again.

  6. Ty Montgomery - Needs to have big camp but think his versatility puts him on the squad.

  7. Tre Nixon - I like him, will be one to watch during the preseason but ultimately ends up on the practice squad

  8. Kristian Wilkerson

  9. Malcolm Perry

  10. Lil'Jordan Humphrey

Editor's note* his fucking name is Lil'Jordan Humphrey??? Pro Bowler. Guaranteed.

Tight End

  1. Hunter Henry

  2. Jonnu Smith

  3. Devin Asiasi

  4. Dalton Keane

  5. Matt Sokol

Offensive Line

Not gonna bore anyone with o-line talk

  1. T- Isaiah Wynn

  2. G- Michael Onwenu

  3. C- David Andrews

  4. G- Cole Strange

  5. T- Trent Brown

  6. Justin Herron

  7. Kody Russell

  8. Will Sherman

  9. Yodny Cajuste

  10. James Ferentz

  11. Drew Desjarlais

  12. Chasen Hines

  13. Yasir Durant

  14. Andrew Stueber

  15. Arlington Hambright

Editor's Note 2: Arlington Hambright. Arlington. Hambright. That might be better than Lil'Jordan.

Defensive Ends

  1. Deatrich Wise

  2. Lawrence Guy

  3. Henry Anderson - Need something out of him

Defensive Tackles

  1. Christian Barmore

  2. Davon Godchaux

  3. Carl Davis

  4. Byron Cowart

  5. Daniel Ekuale (suspeneded)

  6. Sam Roberts

  7. LaBryan Ray

  8. Bill Murray

Outside Linebackers

Uche needs a big year. Will be a battle between Jennings and Perkins but think Jennings will earn some ST spots

  1. Matt Judon

  2. Josh Uche

  3. Anfernee Jennings

  4. Ronnie Perkins

Middle Line Backers

  1. Ja'Whaun Bentley

  2. Raekwon McMillian- I like him ALOT

  3. Mack Wilson

  4. Cameron McGrone

  5. Jahlani Tavai

  6. Harvey Langi


  1. Malcolm Butler

  2. Jalen Mills

  3. Jonathan Jones

  4. Jack Jones - potential stud

  5. Myles Bryant

  6. Terrance Mitchell

  7. Marcus Jones

  8. Joejuan Williams

  9. Shaun Wade


Probably the deepest position. Think they will play more 2 high safety and take away the deep balls. Can honestly see them playing all 4 at once

  1. Devin Mccourtey

  2. Kyle Dugger

  3. Adrian Philips

  4. Jabrill Peppers

  5. Joshuah Bledsoe

  6. Brenden Schooler


  1. Nick Folk

  2. Tristan Vizcaino


  1. Jake Bailey

  2. Jake Julien

Long snapper

Joe Cardona

Note 3: Shoutout the Troops. Love the Troops.

Special teams

  1. Matt Slater

  2. Cody Davis

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