- Matty J
Guest Blog - Patriots Roster Breakdown
Updated: Jul 17, 2022
Today's Guest Blog comes to us from Matty J. He is a credentialed* Patriots Beat Reporter so he is actually qualified to speak on the topic.
*He once got on the field by claiming to be David Andrews' cousin, and security let him do it simply because he was wearing his jersey. That's credentialed in my book.

Quarterbacks

Pretty standard here. Hoyer will be “Cut” then brought back after the initial roster is set to avoid a younger player being subject to waivers.
Mac Jones - Obvious
Brian Hoyer - The classic cut then brought back after a player is placed on IR
Bailey Zappe- Will be interesting to see
Will probably add another arm for camp
Running Backs

The running back battle will be interesting to watch during camp. The two major factors will come down to the health of James White and the preseason of Kevin Harris. If these two look like they can contribute I'd keep an eye on Damion Harris being on the trading block.
Damien Harris
Rhamondre Stevenson
Pierre Strong
James White
Kevin Harris
JJ Taylor
Wide Receivers

No Real stars here but solid depth. KB should get some solid match ups with parker and Agholor on the outsides.
Kendrick Bourne
Jakobi Meyers
DeVante Parker
Nelson Agholor
Tyquan Thornton - This skinny fuck better do something or BB shouldnt be allowed to draft a WR again.
Ty Montgomery - Needs to have big camp but think his versatility puts him on the squad.
Tre Nixon - I like him, will be one to watch during the preseason but ultimately ends up on the practice squad
Kristian Wilkerson
Malcolm Perry
Lil'Jordan Humphrey
Editor's note* his fucking name is Lil'Jordan Humphrey??? Pro Bowler. Guaranteed.
Tight End

Hunter Henry
Jonnu Smith
Devin Asiasi
Dalton Keane
Matt Sokol
Offensive Line

Not gonna bore anyone with o-line talk
T- Isaiah Wynn
G- Michael Onwenu
C- David Andrews
G- Cole Strange
T- Trent Brown
Justin Herron
Kody Russell
Will Sherman
Yodny Cajuste
James Ferentz
Drew Desjarlais
Chasen Hines
Yasir Durant
Andrew Stueber
Arlington Hambright
Editor's Note 2: Arlington Hambright. Arlington. Hambright. That might be better than Lil'Jordan.
Defensive Ends

Deatrich Wise
Lawrence Guy
Henry Anderson - Need something out of him
Defensive Tackles

Christian Barmore
Davon Godchaux
Carl Davis
Byron Cowart
Daniel Ekuale (suspeneded)
Sam Roberts
LaBryan Ray
Bill Murray
Outside Linebackers

Uche needs a big year. Will be a battle between Jennings and Perkins but think Jennings will earn some ST spots
Matt Judon
Josh Uche
Anfernee Jennings
Ronnie Perkins
Middle Line Backers

Ja'Whaun Bentley
Raekwon McMillian- I like him ALOT
Mack Wilson
Cameron McGrone
Jahlani Tavai
Harvey Langi
Cornerbacks

Malcolm Butler
Jalen Mills
Jonathan Jones
Jack Jones - potential stud
Myles Bryant
Terrance Mitchell
Marcus Jones
Joejuan Williams
Shaun Wade
Safetys

Probably the deepest position. Think they will play more 2 high safety and take away the deep balls. Can honestly see them playing all 4 at once
Devin Mccourtey
Kyle Dugger
Adrian Philips
Jabrill Peppers
Joshuah Bledsoe
Brenden Schooler
Kickers

Nick Folk
Tristan Vizcaino
Punters

Jake Bailey
Jake Julien
Long snapper

Joe Cardona
Note 3: Shoutout the Troops. Love the Troops.
Special teams

Matt Slater
Cody Davis