Series Recap - Red Sox @ Guardians
HAHAHAHAHHHHQAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS TEAM IS SO GOOD. IN ALL YOUR FACES MORONS THAT DOUBTED THIS TEAM. IF YOU DONT LOVE ME AT 10-19, YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY 42-31.
If that ball that was called foul but was actually fair came back to bite us in the ass I was going to commit arson. The citizens of South Boston remain safe because we ended up winning.
Arroyo dunked on a lot of people who were out on him. Three RBIs Friday (one being from getting HBP which is kinda hysterical) was the difference maker.
Schreiber still fucks
The Red Sox have 175 doubles. The next closest team has 140. Just a preposterous statistic.
Again, the starting pitching was awesome. 5 ER over 3 starts, giving us 18.1 innings. That'll absolutely get the job done, especially when the offense is clicking. I do want to give a specific shout to Winck. I didn't feel comfortable heading into his showdown with Bieber and he showed that he belongs.
I forgot what it felt like to go from down to up in the swing of a bat. It's one of the most electric feelings in sports. Dugie had a great series highlighted by a three-run home run to go from down 2-0 to up 3-2. The best.
Duran is batting .327, and with JBJ being on an 0-17 slump I think we may be seeing him in a more permanent role. I don't want JBJ DFA'd, but it's looking more and more like that is going to happen.
Cal Quantrill struck out Raffy Devers and showed some emotion. Good for him. Big moment. But every action causes and equal and opposite reaction, and that was Raffy taking him a thousand feet with a golf swing in his next AB.
My coworker now has to wear a Michigan jersey to the next town hall and that is an incredible feeling.